Hey, Carlos," the Professor says when he walks in. "How was REACH?"
"It sucked."
"Can you be more specific?" my guardian asks.
"It really sucked," I elaborate, sarcasm dripping from every word.

Simone Elkeles

Tags: humor sarcasm perfect-chemistry carlos-fuentes

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While the Clave disapproves of trespassers, oddly they take an even darker view of beheading and skinning people. They're peculiar that way.

Cassandra Clare

Tags: humour sarcasm will-herondale clave

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A little girl robbed you?" Tessa said.
"Actually, she wasn’t a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget in a dress with a penchant for violence, who goes by the name of Six-Fingered Nigel."
"Easy mistake to make," Jem said.

Cassandra Clare

Tags: sarcasm

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Forgive me, Your Grace. Are you suggesting a woman is some sort of … piece of fruit to you? One squeeze, and you know if she’s ripe?

Tessa Dare

Tags: humor sarcasm

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Sam gave Captain Suicide a droll stare. "How did you die again? Oh wait, I know this. 'I can take 'em. I don't need to wait for reinforcements. I can do it myself.' How'd that work out for you again?

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Tags: funny sarcasm

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He made a sound of disgust in the back of his throat. "Oh thank you so much. That's what every man wants to hear about his name. You might as well call me 'Little Pecker' while you're at it and tell me you would love to have me go shopping with you for feminine hygiene products. Oh and by all means, carry a big, sparkling pink bag with flowers on it and make me hold it.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Tags: funny sarcasm

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The bastard kissed her. She was so mad, she bit him hard enough to draw blood. Raphael pulled back, lip already beginning to swell. “We are no longer even, Elena. You’re now in debt.”

“You can deduct it from my slow and painful death.

Nalini Singh

Tags: sex sarcasm comebacks elena raphael

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Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat."
I grinned. "I've noticed."
Reyn's face tightened and Nell flushed, looking embarrassed. "It's an equestrian term."
"Really? I thought you were talking about his ass.

Cate Tiernan

Tags: humor sarcasm witty teasing

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They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said.

China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.

Derek Landy

Tags: humor wit sarcasm skuldugerry-pleasant derek-landy

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The more this guy talked, the more he sounded like a fortune cookie.

Kelly Creagh

Tags: sarcasm mystery raynolds

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