Miss Prendregast!” He rapped on his desk with his knuckles. “You were never in any danger!”

“Except from the wild animals.”

His lids swept down as if he needed a reprieve from looking at her. “Alert me if you’re attacked by a rabbit.

Christina Dodd

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Should I pull on a shirt?" he asked with hint of amusement. I WILL NOT BLUSH. "No." He'd be doing the world a favor if he never wore a shirt again, but I wasn't going to tell him that part. "You're fine.

Gena Showalter

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What is your collective GPA for this year?”

“Not as high as I'd like it to be.”

Freud steepled his fingers in front of his mouth. “What about your parents?”

“I don't know. They haven't been in school for a while.

Nenia Campbell

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We all love each other, Ange," I said impatiently, hating this whole conversation. "No, not like this," she went on relentlessly. "Fang loves you."......My mouth dropped open. How does she know this stuff? "Forget it! No one's getting married!" I hissed. "Not in New Hampshire or anywhere else! Not in a box, not with a fox! Now go to sleep, before I kill you! Oh yeah, like I got any sleep after that. - pg 35

James Patterson

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Too bad. Game over. Insert new fucking quarter.

Nenia Campbell

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So what were your favorite subjects in school?"

"School?" He leaned back in his chair as though he needed the extra space to think about it. "Probably math. It always made sense. Unlike English, economics, and girls."

"And exactly how do you plan on taking over the free world if you don't understand economics?"

"I'll hire advisers. I'll hire you, in fact."

"Okay. Let me know when your army of junior high zombies is ready.

Janette Rallison

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Can you enter a house uninvited?"
"No."
"Why?"
"That would be rude.

Abigail Gibbs

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You like them," I realized.
Noah's eyebrows lifted in question.
"Like as people."
"As opposed to...furniture?"
"They're my PARENTS."
"That is my understanding, yes.

Michelle Hodkin

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Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions!

Habeeb Akande

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She never saw the point of making fun of strangers – how could you possibly know enough about them to hit below the belt?

Daniel Marks

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