You must be a blast on long car rides.”

“Oh, I am. You haven't experienced fun until you try to fuck in the front seat of a Civic.

Nenia Campbell

Tags: humor sex funny sarcasm michael christina



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I frowned at him. "Isn't sarcasm the opiate of the masses?"
"You're thinking of religion," he replied. "Sarcasm is the Xanax of the morally bereft.

Cecily White

Tags: morals religion sarcasm



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There were so many viciously sarcastic ways to respond, Jaden’s brain was temporarily paralyzed due to witty comeback overload.

Courtney Kirchoff

Tags: humor sarcasm



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Right. That's twenty-two fifty."
"Twenty-two fifty?" We can't hide our exasperation.
"Well, yeah - this is a classy joint, you know."
"That's obvious - the service is incredible.

Markus Zusak

Tags: humor sarcasm



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I don't understand German myself. I learned it at school, but forgot every word of it two years after I had left, and have felt much better ever since.

Jerome K. Jerome

Tags: humor sarcasm english german



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Just for the record the weather today is slightly sarcastic, with a good chance of A. indifference and B. disinterest in what the critics say.

Panic at the Disco

Tags: humor sarcasm



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I've given her signs! I've given her plenty of signs. What does she want me to do? Slap him across the face with my glove, and challenge him to pistols at dawn?

Molly Ringle

Tags: humor love sarcasm duels fights



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If by ‘foe’ you mean a brutal killer, then I suppose I’d fall into the ‘friend’ category,” I replied cynically. “Although in your case, we may have to find a secret option number three.

M.A. George

Tags: humor sarcasm cynical-humor paranormal-series



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I didn’t intend it to come out sarcastically, but I guess that’s just where my tone of voice automatically goes these days.

M.A. George

Tags: paranormal-romance sarcasm sarcastic-humor



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As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight.

Nenia Campbell

Tags: humor adventure sarcasm survival



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