You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?
Nenia CampbellTags: humor funny sarcasm michael
Who the hell calls at two in the morning?"
"Maybe it's Matt Wilde, confessing his love," Lindsay says.
"Very funny,
I'm good. And it's good to see you've kept up the tradition of getting the holy shit beat out of you,even when you're in a nice, civilized place.
Rachel CaineTags: sarcasm
Here's a tip...If you leave a girl crying you're probably not doing your Don Juan routine right, asshole.
Rachel CaineTags: sarcasm
The speed felt tremendous. And the bottom of the ravine was treacherous. She ought to control her mount somehow - slow it; steer it to safer footing. Of course. And while she was at it, she ought to defeat the Alend Monarch's army, take care of Master Gilbur and the arch-Imager Vagel, and produce peace on earth. While composing great music with her free hand.
Instead of doing all that, however, she concentrated with a pure white intensity that resembled terror on simply staying in the saddle
Tags: reality sarcasm irony expectations
Don't read it. Just shred and burn, or your eyes will melt.
Rachel CaineTags: humor sarcasm morganville-vampires irene-anderson
The Amulet of Samarkand. It was Simon Lovelace's. Now it is yours. Soon it will be Simon Lovelace's again. Take it and enjoy the consequences.
Jonathan StroudTags: humor sarcasm consequences bartimaeus jonathan-stroud amulets simon-lovelace
I wanted to wake you straightaway, but I knew I had to wait several hours to ensure you were safely recovered."
"What! How long has it been?"
"Five minutes. I got bored.
Tags: humor safety sarcasm waking-up nathaniel-hawthorne bartimaues
Im.’ The monosyllable was heavy with contempt. ‘’E’s a twat.’
‘Is he?’
‘Yeah, ’e is. Ask Kieran.’
She gave the impression that she and Kieran stood together, sane, dispassionate observers of the idiots populating Lula’s world.
Tags: humour sarcasm irony idiots
The first time Calypso came to check on [Leo], it was to complain about the noise.
“Smoke and fire,” she said. “Clanging on metal all day long. You’re scaring away the birds!”
“Oh, no, not the birds!
Tags: sarcasm calypso leo-valdez
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