She'd met Colin on a Monday.
She'd kissed him on a Friday.
Twelve years later.
She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic.

Julia Quinn

Tags: humor funny sarcasm



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I thought you were a drunk."
"A drunk?"
"Bloodshot eyes, dirty clothes, getting home in the wee hours of the morning, making a lot of
noise, grouchy all the time as if you had a hangover… what else was I to think?"
He rubbed his face. "Sorry, I wasn't thinking. I should have showered, shaved, and dressed in a
suit before I came out to tell you that you were making enough noise to raise the dead.

Linda Howard

Tags: sarcasm humourous



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Hello?” I peered into the shadows.
Two green circles flashed in the dark. I yelped, jumping backward and pressing myself against the wall.
“And may I wish a very good morning to you, too, October.” The voice was amused, underscored by a chuckle like thick cream. “What happened? Did the prettiest little princess miss her carriage home?

Seanan McGuire

Tags: sarcasm tybalt



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Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?

Nicki Elson

Tags: humor love romance sarcasm



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Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Tags: funny sarcasm hero



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Vegard and Riston's job today was to guard and protect me. And considering that I was in a tower room in the Guardians' citadel, it looked like a pretty plum assignment. I mean, how much trouble could a girl get into under heavy guard in a tower room? Notice I didn't ask that question out loud. No need to rub Fate's nose in something when I'd been tempting her enough lately.

Phaelan had generously his guard services as well, just in case something happened to me that my Guardian bodyguards couldn't handle. Phaelan's guard-on-duty stance resembled his pirate-on-shore-leave stane of leaning back in a chair with his feet up, but instead of a tavern table, his boots were doing a fine job of holding down the windowsill. I don't know how I'd ever felt safe without him.

Lisa Shearin

Tags: sarcasm observational-comedy wry



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His voice, the very sound of rolling eyes.

Thomas Mullen

Tags: sarcasm



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And here I was thinking you were a bit slow, what with so much asking and not knowing anything.

Carlos Ruiz Zafón

Tags: stupidity sarcasm



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I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

Sarah Rees Brennan

Tags: humor sarcasm



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I used to be a mddle-of-the-road kid, but now with my freaky looks I'm definately an outsider. Hooray.

Evan Kuhlman

Tags: humor sarcasm



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