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There’s an empty seat next to me in the ‘intensely aggravating’ section…and it’s got your name on it

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The cleanest civilization I’ve ever seen…and the number one thing you pack for a wedding is a jar of dirt?

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I paused for a moment, debating whether to turn and look what was happening. My senses told me Obo’s presence was still at my side, and turning my face into the barrel of a gun seemed like an ill-advised way to cap off this day of monumentally stupid decisions.

M.A. George

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Phrase the question any way you like…The answer will still be ‘Kiss my ass.

M.A. George

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I didn’t intend it to come out sarcastically, but I guess that’s just where my tone of voice automatically goes these days.

M.A. George

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And I’ll wager you thought him the handsomest thing that ever you saw in your life.”

“I did. And if you stuck him, and stuffed him, and hung him on the wall, I’d be very glad to admire him. But in life he’s an arrogant pig, and I didn’t care for him at all. ‘Mind who you look at, wench.’ Foo!

Diane Stanley

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If you are a writer and you write/understand sarcasm please be thankful to the government and the masses.
Without their hard work and supreme idiotism it wouldn't have been possible.
You owe them the brutal sarcasm, they've earned it!

Himmilicious

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Does this mean we can eat pie today?" Easton asked. Riley let out a snorting laugh. "I know someone who will be." Nice.

Erin McCarthy

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Life is a bitch. Not even the bitch that fucks everyone but you. She's the bitch with AIDS that doesn't want to fuck anyone but you.

Adam Ketcheson

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Half is better than none unless it be of a wit.