I know a lie when I hear one.
Adrian MitchellTags: life honesty satire lie sarcasm quote
To think or not to think? That is the new question.
Nadina BounTags: humor reason satire logic analysis thinking-for-change
I like how you call homosexuality an abomination."
"I don't say homosexuality's an abomination, Mr. President, the bible does."
"Yes it does. Leviticus-"
"18:22"
"Chapter in verse. I wanted to ask you a couple questions while I had you here. I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that can I ask another? My chief of staff, Leo Mcgary,insists on working on the sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself or is it ok to call the police? Here's one that's really important, cause we've got a lot of sports fans in this town. Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean, Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Red Skins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads?
Tags: religion satire old-testament west-wing
Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them in to four, overall points: kids got Reese's, teens got recess, adults got recessions, and seniors got receding.
Tai OdunsiTags: humor satire greek-mythology valentines-day cupid mount-olympus
There is a sort of mental treason
That smothers dreams outside of reason
Tags: politics religion heaven afterlife satire hell satan demons irreverent-humor intelligent-humor
No quality imparts apparent strength to its possessors more effectively than faith. From hospital beds to battlefields, it is the iron that strengthens a man to confront his destiny.
Mike CorbettTags: politics religion heaven afterlife satire hell demons irreverent-humor intelligent-humor
I am fashionably unimpressed with the material world. I am moved by the beauty of aspiration, and I hope that I can elevate myself to the standards I have imposed on others.
Mike CorbettTags: politics religion heaven afterlife satire hell satan demons intelligent-humor
Cynicism is extremely contagious, and the most pious among us cannot long endure its potency. The gullible should be on their guard, however, since this endearing quality frequently masquerades as wit.
Mike CorbettTags: politics religion heaven afterlife satire hell satan demons irreverent-humor intelligent-humor
American political culture quickly and always outpaces any attempt to satirize it.
Glenn GreenwaldTags: politics united-states satire twitter 2011
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