My pen shall heal, not hurt.
L.M. MontgomeryNobody could catch cold by the sea; nobody wanted appetite by the sea; nobody wanted spirits; nobody wanted strength. Sea air was healing, softening, relaxing -- fortifying and bracing -- seemingly just as was wanted -- sometimes one, sometimes the other. If the sea breeze failed, the seabath was the certain corrective; and where bathing disagreed, the sea air alone was evidently designed by nature for the cure.
Jane AustenTags: literature satire classics
Windmill or no windmill, he said, life would go on as it had always gone on--that is, badly.
George OrwellTags: wisdom life philosophy satire
No, I say, it's fine.
Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains.
Just great, I say. Really.
Tags: satire
A Harvey Nicks chick with throwaway morals and a trustfund appetite.
Saira ViolaTags: satire post-modernism surreal
Mishaque was a stouty blend of Irish "shrek" mixed with crazy Jafakain, his front was car dealing.
Saira ViolaWith him big Phil from Notting Hill an old "face" from the sixties a pin up gangster with a "mars bar" weal scraping his left cheek and of course two "wag" slags in tow trussed up like French Poodles with "Bratz babe" stares and Gucci Handbags
Saira ViolaTags: humour satire comedy crime post-modern
He was a boom boom shake the room " kind of guy
Saira ViolaTags: satire cool pop-culture
Also unfortunately, Congress is far too busy asking if baseball players are really as strong as they seem and trying to choke bankers with wads of cash to grant more funds to such trifling matters as the avoidance of space bullets, so they won't give NASA the money
Robert BrockwayTags: humor science satire current-events
But by what I have gathered from your own relation, and the answers I have with much pains wrung and extorted from you, I cannot but conclude the bulk of your natives to be the most pernicious race of odious vermin that nature ever suffered to crawl upon the surface of the earth.
Jonathan SwiftTags: satire
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