To a man who was required to marry before he was allowed to have sex with his lover, marriage is a ‘righteous’ form of prostitution.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaTags: money prostitution sex marriage sex-before-marriage
Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaTags: love sex marriage relationships dating pregnancy couples
I believe in Aphrodite, I believe in insane thinkers, I believe in roaring free-spirits, I believe in full-throated poetry, I believe in feverish sex and moony love with all its facets.
Laura GentileTags: love poetry sex thinkers aphrodite
Having the thought of you being with someone else is like a knife twisting in my dark soul
E.L. James*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaTags: sex religion illusion holy horny
...Her boyfriend gives her a Mercedes, [her friends] say, 'Oh, that's nice.' But her boyfriend gives her a diamond, they say, 'Oh, he's serious.' It's not just the gift of love-it's the gift of commitment. She's not jumping up and down because she got a diamond ring but because she got a guy! There are those who say you don't need diamonds. I say they're right. Just like you don't need sex.
Tom ZoellnerTags: sex advertising engagement diamond
BOLLOXIMIAN:
My pleasures for new cunts I will uphold,
And have reserves of kindness for the old.
I grant in absence dildo may be used
With milk of goats, when once our seed’s infused.
My prick no more to bald cunt shall resort—
Merkins rub off, and often spoil the sport.
POCKENELLO:
Let merkin, sir, be banished from the court.
PENE:
'Tis like a dead hedge when the land is poor.
Tags: sex satire misogyny dildos merkins restoration-closet-drama
Go take a shower, you smell like good sex and unnecessary regret.
Cassandra GiovanniTags: love sex regret funny-comments sexs
The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaTags: men women sex orgasm guarantee
It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaTags: sex facebook twitter social-networks
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