There are many ways to get to know someone, and my favorite is seeing them naked in Happy Baby pose.

I also feel it is important to have sex soon after meeting someone in order to find out if you have sexual chemistry together. Otherwise, you could wait two to three months after you start dating someone only to discover that your new boyfriend is bad in bed, or even worse, is into anal beads and duct tape.

Chelsea Handler

Tags: humor sex dating getting-to-know-someone

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After discovering him in his threesome, I spent the next two weeks in bed suffering from a severe case of vagina elbow. It's a condition not unlike tennis elbow, but you get it from masturbating.

Chelsea Handler

Tags: humor sex dating masturbation betrayal infidelity

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I can't," I said. "I threw my back out masturbating.

Chelsea Handler

Tags: humor sex masturbation

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I had always dreamed of being a professional escort but never thought that there was any real money in it.

Chelsea Handler

Tags: humor sex escorts sex-work

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I'm sorry," he muttered. "If I... uh, hurt your feelings or something."
She glared at him. "I'm not hurt. I'm pissed off and sexually frustrated."
His head snapped back on his spine. Well... then. Okaaaaay.

J.R. Ward

Tags: sex humour zsadist black-dagger-brotherhood bella lover-awakened

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Woman is the dominant sex. Men have to do all sorts of stuff too prove that they are worthy of a woman's attention.

Camille Pagliah

Tags: sex womanhooda

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A man's body is like a circus. You can swing off his trapeze arms, lay your head on thighs like fresh-blown balloons while his cock performs tricks, soft to hard, a burst like a cannon if you treat him right.

Bojan Veljanov

Tags: humor sex

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What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.

Nicki Elson

Tags: romance sex sexy adult-fairy-tales twisted-fairy-tales

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He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he’d dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first night he’d seen her.

Nicki Elson

Tags: love true-love sex sexy adult-fairy-tales twisted-fairy-tales

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A crowd of men stood in front of them. Of all ages, with expressions of sex-wonder in their eyes, gazing curiously as men who cannot solve a mystery that populates graveyards and through the ages has sent poets, popes, kings and fools to the junk heap.

Jim Tully

Tags: men sex lust mystery audience performer circus-parade jim-tully sideshow

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