Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.
Garrison KeillorDon't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.
And it always feels good.
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If one wanted to depict the whole thing graphically, every episode, with its climax, would require a three-dimensional, or, rather, no model: every experience is unrepeatable. What makes lovemaking and reading resemble each other most is that within both of them times and spaces open, different from measurable time and space.
Italo CalvinoA man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Joan RiversMy first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.
Chuck PalahniukTags: sex masturbation
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Frank ZappaMen who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms.
Inga MuscioTags: men sex condoms homosexuality safe-sex
Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
Andy WarholTags: imagination love sex attraction fantasy-love imaginary-sex
And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for you.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk — real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious.
Jack KerouacTags: sex
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