Sick and perverted always appeals to me.
MadonnaTags: sex
The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.
Leonardo da VinciSexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but in which they all unite.
Marquis de SadeTags: sex
What does one want when one is engaged in the sexual act? That everything around you give you its utter attention, think only of you, care only for you...every man wants to be a tyrant when he fornicates.
Marquis de SadeTags: sex
We are no guiltier in following the primative impulses that govern us than is the Nile for her floods or the sea for her waves.
Marquis de SadeTags: sex
Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex.
H. Havelock EllisTags: sex
Of all sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.
Anatole FranceWhere do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.
Matt GroeningTags: sex
If a man is highly sexed he's virile.
If a woman is, she's a nymphomaniac.
With them it's power
but with us it's a disease!
Even the act of sex is called penetration!
Why don't they call it enclosure?
Tags: sex double-standards terminology
Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.
Robert A. HeinleinTags: sex
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