Recent studies have shown that approximately 40% of authors are manic depressive. The rest of us just drink.

Melodie Campbell

Tags: humor love romance fantasy magic comedy paranormal sexual portal-2 sword-and-sorcery



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I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I'm deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men.

Diamanda Galás

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Now? I'm just another female faking orgasms to make a man not feel so inadequate.

Jess C. Scott

Tags: sexuality experience love gender sex orgasm experience-mistakes-wisdom men-and-women sexual experiences



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Have you ever had an experience with God as wild as your most incredible sexual experience?

Randy Elrod

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Well, remember, active Grims can't have children. Fertility is adversley affected by the proximity to the ether, to Elixir, and all sorts of other components-- plus, the Grimsphere is no place to raise a family, even if woman conceive here."
Lex snuck a glance at Driggs, but Uncle Mort caught her.
"That doesn't mean you get a free pass to ride the baloney pony when ever you want to. Got it?

Gina Damico

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Boys,” Lindsay agreed, nodding. “What doesn't get lost in translation?”

“Things with the letter X in front of them,” Rachel posited. “Like X-Box. And X-rated movies.

Nenia Campbell

Tags: humor sex funny sexual boys-and-girls



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I've never heard of a man's cock being described as a fang before. - Rapahel

Nalini Singh

Tags: comedy quote sexual



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God, he was an evil bastard, but boy was he good!

MFR

Tags: sex bdsm domination submission sexual erotica bondage erotic-fiction erotic-short-stories



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Homosexuality is not because of our sexual orientation, but our eagerness and enthusiasm for experiencing something new, different and unusual.

M.F. Moonzajer

Tags: enthusiasm unusual homosexuality eagerness sexual



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It was all I could do to stop my cunt from coming round to see you without me.'
'Who's Mike Hunt?

Linda Banana

Tags: humour sexual



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