It's a miracle I was able to get out of the house today. It's a miracle I'm even wearing pants, a double miracle I remembered to wear shoes.

Lauren Oliver

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Because the human history is the history of shoes. The history of places where we ever tread and stand.

Stebby Julionatan

Tags: history human shoes stand tread



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Never dance in a puddle when there's a hole in your shoe (it's always best to take your shoes off first).

John D. Rhodes

Tags: humor dance rain funny shoes silly daft



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Besides, I'd seen a really nice pair of shoes yesterday in the mall and I wanted them for my own. I can't describe the feeling of immediate familiarity that rushed between us. The moment I clapped eyes on them I felt like I already owned them. I could only suppose that we were together in a former life. That they were my shoes when I was a serving maid in medieval Britain or when I was a princess in ancient Egypt. Or perhaps they were the princess and I was the shoes. Who's to know? Either way I knew that we were meant to be together.

Marian Keyes

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Maybe the Truth of the Meaning of Life, Ancient and Arcane Knowledge of the Great Unknowable Universe is handed down only to persons presenting with the correct brand-name footwear. If you turn up wearing Shoe City knock-offs, you don't get to pass Go and collect Infinite Enlightenment.

Tracy Engelbrecht

Tags: meaning-of-life enlightenment brand shoes



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But he is an Italian," was Umberto's sensible reply. "He doesn't care if you break some law a little bit, as long as you wear beautiful shoes. Are you wearing beautiful shoes? Are you wearing the shoes I gave you?...principessa?"
I looked down at my flip-flops. "I guess I'm toast.

Anne Fortier

Tags: funny shoes



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I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.

Mindy Kaling

Tags: men shoes guys mindy-kaling chuck-taylors



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With time comes perspective.

Joshua Wisenbaker

Tags: life perspective time shoes



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I could walk a mile in your shoes, but I already know they're just as uncomfortable as mine. Let's walk next to each other instead...

Lynda Meyers

Tags: shoes walk mile



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Above all, believe in true love and know that men are like shoes. A couple is like a left and a right foot, and out there is your perfect fit. Sometimes you need to change styles and shop around to find it. Sometimes you have to break styles in, sometimes you feel like something that is unstylish but comfortable, and sometimes a style - as much as you like - just doesn't suit you and will never fit.

Camilla Morton

Tags: love shoes



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