Insanity hovered close at hand, like an eager waiter at an expensive restaurant.
Arundhati RoyTags: simile
He had electric blue hair that had stuck around his head like tendrils of a startled octopus.
Cassandra ClareTags: simile
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
Terry PratchettHe uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination.
Andrew LangTags: simile classic-insult
The only way I can describe the extent of my anxiety is to say that I felt as if I were pregnant with a rock.
Katharine GrahamTags: simile humour strikes washington-post
Grinning like a necrophiliac in a morgue.
Terry PratchettTags: simile
Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot's mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine.
Terry PratchettHigh School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.
John MayerTags: simile high-school
Ignorance is a lot like alcohol: the more you have of it, the less you are able to see its effect on you.
Jay M. BylsmaTags: simile ignorance drinking alcohol
Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt axe.
J.K. RowlingTags: simile insult nearly-headless-nick
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