Stress level: extreme. It's like she was a jar with the lid screwed on too tight, and inside the jar were pickles, angry pickles, and they were fermenting, and about to explode.
Fiona WoodAs the station wagon pulled back onto the highway, the sun was slowly sinking below the horizon like a leaky boat. Well, except for that fact that boats are not generally round, orange and on fire. Hmm. Come to think of it, in no way whatsoever did the sun, in this instance, resemble a leaky boat. My apologies. That was a dreadful attempt at simile. Please allow me to try again.
As the station wagon pulled back onto the highway, the sun was slowly sinking below the horizon like a self-luminous, gaseous sphere comprised mainly of of hydrogen and helium.
Tags: simile sun funny dusk sunset boat sink
Love is like the human appendix. You take it for granted while it's there, but when it's suddenly gone you're forced to endure horrible pain that can only be alleviated through drugs.
Reverend JenTags: humor love simile drugs appendix
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
John CallahanAnxiety's like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you very far.
Jodi PicoultLike a lamp, dispelling the darkness of ignorance
Dalai Lama XIVA woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view.
Sophia LorenTags: woman women beauty simile fashion flirting dress
You're about as subtle as a fucking train wreck. On a boat.
Doug WalkerTags: simile subtlety boat nostalgia-critic train-wreck
A great idea should always be left to steep like loose tea leaves in a teapot for a while to make sure that the tea will be strong enough and that the idea truly is a great one.
Phoebe StoneTags: simile ideas tea thoughts
.. a simile is not a lie, unless it is a bad simile.
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