You gonna put on your big-girl panties and fight with the boys, now?” He looked over his shoulder as if he expected me to blush or something.
“Who says I wear panties?”
I was certain that he flushed red this time. Laughing, I left him shaking his head and went on inside to find the Kid. We had work to do.

Faith Hunter

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Oh, hey, kettle, I’m pot and wow, you’re black.” - Owen

Olivia Cunning

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...I guess I can put two and two together."
"Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two...

Dashiell Hammett

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