I can’t believe he’s making you wait till January for an appointment.”
“I could threaten to bomb the school. That’d get me in quicker.
As expected, the church lady grumbled something incoherent and put Bridget’s call on hold. A peppy rendition of “City of God” blared as hold music just long enough for Bridget to start to sing along with the chorus. Catholic brainwashing at its best.
Gretchen McNeilTags: religion catholicism snark city-of-god
Sherrie would be there, and the last time I’d seen her at a social event she burst into tears when she saw me and ran out of the room. You’re upset, I’d yelled after her, meanly.
Aimee BenderTags: food snark upset magic-power
You’ve missed a lot of things. But mostly I think you’ve missed several opportunities to leave. Let me assist you to the door so that you won’t miss this next one.
Victoria LaurieTags: sarcasm snark missing leave
I could help you,” I said. “Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend.
Janet EvanovichTags: drugs help snark girlfriend counseling
If God gave Dad Alzheimer’s, He’s got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to.
Joanne FlukeTags: god church sad snark alzheimer
Look, this is helping me out quite a bit, but could you just get to the punishment part? We're at the end of World War Two in history, and I can't wait to find out who wins.
Rob ThomasTags: wit snark high-school
Like most people raised on American movies, I have poor access to my emotions, but can banter like a motherfucker.
Josh BazellWoman, you got a mouth on you."
"It's not 1955 any longer. Women swear as much as men."
"I miss women who talk about women things."
"You're changing the subject. Keep it up and I'll talk about my period. That's a woman thing.
Tags: humor snark women-humor backtalk
Where would he go?” Liam asked as he led them through the hallways, looking for a back exit.
“You’re asking us to think like Ty?” Owen snorted. “I don’t think that’s possible; my brain isn’t powered by squirrels on treadmills.
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