Spelling bees? Spelling bees do not scare me. I competed in the National Spelling Bee twice, thank you very much. My dad competed in the National Spelling Bee. My aunt competed in the National Spelling Bee. My uncle WON the National Spelling Bee. If I can't spell it, I know someone who can. SO JUST BRING IT ON, YOU BASTARDS!!
Kristin CashoreTags: humor fear spelling uncle father bee aunt scripps
Percy, we're going to Polyphemus' island! Polyphemus is an S-i-k...a C-y-k..." She stamped her foot in frustration. As smart as she was, Annabeth was dyslexic, too. We could've been there all night while she tried to spell Cyclops. "You know what I mean!
Rick RiordanTags: spelling frustration annabeth-chase percy-jackson dyslexia rick-riordan percy-jackson-and-the-olympians polyphemus cyclops the-sea-of-the-monsters polyphemus-island
Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
Mark TwainGod, don't they teach you how to spell these days?"
"No," I answer. "They teach us to use spell-check.
Tags: technology spelling teenagers lazy
Can you spell everything?" asked Milo admiringly.
"Just about," replied the bee with a hint of pride in his voice. "You see, years ago I was just an ordinary bee minding my own business, smelling flowers all day, and occasionally picking up part-time work in people's bonnets. Then one day I realized that I'd never amount to anything without an education and, being naturally adept at spelling, I decided that—
In this chthonian world the only thing of importance is orthography and punctuation. It doesn't matter what the nature of the calamity is, only whether it is spelled right.
Henry MillerRemind me to show you the latest e-mail from Courtney," he said now, kicking at a rock on the sidewalk. "You won't believe how many different incorrect ways she spelled hors d'oeuvres within the span of a single paragraph.
Aimee AgrestiTags: funny spelling hors-d-oeuvres
#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.
E.A. BucchianeriTags: humor funny spelling satirical grammar-humor grammar social-media twitter twitter-quotes misspelling social-media-networks
Actually, no," Shallan said. "I'm just fond of hyperbole."
"I'm not," he said. "It's a real bastard to spell"
"Kabsal!
Apparently, my hopes, dreams and aspirations were no match against my poor spelling, punctuation and grammar.
Red Red RoverTags: writing dreams spelling ideas aspirations editing publishing grammar rejection punctuation hopes
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