Why a slow death in a strange country if you can die on the threshold of your own house?
Refugees don't exist.
Only blown away people exist,
people blown by the wind
all over the world.
Tags: world people death strange blown refugee
The mind likes a strange idea as little as the body likes a strange protein and resists it with similar energy. It would not perhaps be too fanciful to say that a new idea is the most quickly acting antigen known to science. If we watch ourselves honestly we shall often find that we have begun to argue against a new idea even before it has been completely stated.
Wilfred TrotterTags: humor science energy mind strange funny ideas new-ideas scientist surgeon antigen neurosurgery-pioneer protein
Don't you wish we all lived in black light.... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it
Josh SternTags: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification
Josh SternTags: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy insane funny-and-random
If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator
Josh SternTags: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco
Josh SternTags: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on the pillow
Josh SternTags: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months
Josh SternTags: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub
Josh SternTags: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
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