Ако бях млад, щях да напиша историята на човешката глупост, щях да се покатеря на върха на планината Макейб и да легна по гръб, и да подложа историята на главата си, и щях да взема от Земята малко от синьобялата отрова , която превръща хората в статуи, и щях да се превърна в статуя, която лежи по гръб, грозно ухилена прави дълъг нос, сами знаете Кому.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Tags: stupidity human-nature

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Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.

Criss Jami

Tags: humor laughter opinions stupidity be-yourself funny ignorance witty personality clever mockery differences jokes everyone similarities funny-but-true sense-of-humor being-yourself traits comedic personality-types types

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I like solitude. It is when you truly hear and speak your natural, unadulterated mind, and out comes your most stupid self as well as your most intelligent self. It is when you realize who you are and the extents of the good and the evils which you are capable of.

Criss Jami

Tags: intelligence solitude stupidity self good actions thoughts true-self extremes polarity

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Obviously this person's a hazard. Stupid people are dangerous.

Suzanne Collins

Tags: stupidity

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I am not the sharpest knife in the knife-thing.

Jimmy Dore

Tags: intelligence stupidity

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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for.

Karl Pilkington

Tags: humor stupidity funny

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In all things in this life, we are told "It's okay if you don't make it the first time!", "It's fine if you don't get it right the first time, just try again and again!" We are told this in learning how to ride a bike, in learning how to bake a cake, in solving our math equations...in everything. Except marriage. Why are we all expected to get such an enormous and weighty thing right, the very first time, and if we don't we're considered as failures? I beg to differ! This is a stupidity!

C. JoyBell C.

Tags: stupidity marriage dogma marriage-life the-error-of-marriage

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Bizim hepimizin içinde zübüklük olmasa, bizler de birer zübük olmasak, aramızdan böyle zübükler büyüyemezdi. Hepimizde birer parça olan zübüklük birleşip işte başımıza böyle zübükler çıkıyor. Oysa zübüklük bizde, bizim içimizde. Onları biz, kendi zübüklüğümüzden yaratıyoruz. Sonra, kendi zübüklüklerimizin bir tek Zübük’de birleştiğini görünce ona kızıyoruz.
Bu zübükler heryerde var, biz zübükler nerde varsak, onlar da orada...

Aziz Nesin

Tags: humor truth stupidity human-nature

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Why had he done it? Why couldn't it just not have happened? Why didn't they have time-travel, why couldn't he go back and stop it happening? Ships that could circumnavigate the galaxy in a few years, and count every cell in your body from light-years off, but he wasn't able to go back one miserable day and alter one tiny, stupid, idiotic, shameful decision...

Iain Banks

Tags: stupidity mistakes shame regret time-travel cheating galaxies jernau-morat-gurgeh

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The belief that the world was created yesterday seems to hold great appeal to those born at that time.

Gary Malone

Tags: science stupidity religion creationism christian-fundamentalism religious-fundamentalism

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