I thought Candy Mountain was a real place
Sarah MartinTags: humor stupidity saraness
That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy."
Pex was unrepentant. "Yeah, well, he asked for it. Calling us ... all those things."
But---buried alive! That's like in that horror movie. Y'know -- the one with all the horror."
I think I saw that one. With all the words going up on the screen at the end?"
Yeah, that was it. Tell you the truth, those words kinda ruined it for me.
Tags: humor stupidity cinema killers horror-movies
Intelligent people know they are intelligent. They also know that one person cannot know all, hence a person is not stupid simply because he is ignorant of one thing or another. They know that, to another intelligent person, they will not appear stupid in asking for an explanation of what they do not know, and so their ignorance on any particular issue does not become an embarrassment.
Lynsay SandsTags: stupidity intelligent stupid
For at least two thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity, idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religious or political idols
Aldous HuxleyCan't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?
PetroniusTags: stupidity humour latin irony ancient nonsense text satyre the-satyricon trimalchio
Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.
J.K. RowlingTags: stupidity harry-potter analogy ron-weasley draco-malfoy neville-longbottom
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
Bertrand RussellTags: intelligence stupidity understanding smart accuracy cleverness
Right!"
"Right!"
"You can get there!"
"I can get there!"
"You're a natural at counting to two!"
"I'm a nat'ral at counting to two!"
"If you can count to two, you can count to anything!"
"If I can count to two, I can count to anything!"
"And then the world is your mollusc!"
"My mollusc! What's a mollusc?
Tags: stupidity encouragement vocabulary
People surprise you, Frank, with just how fuckin stupid they are.
Richard FordI said you lie, knave!” shouted Beaumains, drawing his sword. “And for telling such craven falsehoods, you must die!”
The knight looked plaintively at Roger. “What’s wrong with this fellow?”
“He was dropped on his head when he was a baby,” answered Roger.
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