Wait," Honey said to herself, as she realized something amazing. "I’m already an excellent flyer. Maybe I can fight crime too.
Emlyn ChandTags: children children-s-books birds superheroes picture-books emlyn-chand bird-brain-books evolved-publishing honey-the-hero kid-lit
Hey, ants!" she shouted. "Please help. Anteater is very hungry, but cannot find any food.
Emlyn ChandTags: children children-s-books birds superheroes picture-books emlyn-chand bird-brain-books evolved-publishing honey-the-hero kid-lit
I hate superheroes. I always hated superheroes. From the time I was a little kid, I could believe in a 50-foot gorilla trashing New York City before I could believe a guy would put on long tights and bat ears and go and fight crime. Like, the fantasy never made sense to me, on a basic level.
Stephen R. BissetteTags: interview superheroes
A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.
Nicole RiekhofTags: humor random funny superheroes brick-and-blanket-iq-test brick-and-blanket-responses brick-and-blanket-test brick-and-blanket-uses
Green Lantern: "What are your powers anyway? You can't fly."
Batman: "No."
Green Lantern: "Super-strength?"
Batman: "No."
Green Lantern: "Hold on a second... You're not just some guy in a bat costume, are you? Are you freaking kidding me?!
Tags: funny batman superheroes justice-league green-lantern
There are two types of people on planet Earth, Batman and Iron Man. Batman has a secret identity, right? So Bruce Wayne has to walk around every second of every day knowing that if somebody finds out his secret, his family is dead, his friends are dead, everyone he loves gets tortured to death by costumed supervillains. And he has to live with the weight of that secret every day. But not Tony Stark, he's open about who he is. He tells the world he's Iron Man, he doesn't give a shit. He doesn't have that shadow hanging over him, he doesn't have to spend energy building up those walls of lies around himself. You're one or the other - either you're one of those people who has to hide your real self because it would ruin you if it came out, because of your secret fetishes or addictions or crimes, or you're not one of those people. And the two groups aren't even living in the same universe.
David WongTags: life-and-living superheroes
…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.
Christopher MooreTags: vampires superheroes
The disciplines of physical exercise, meditation and study aren't terribly esoteric. The means to attain a capability far beyond that of the so-called ordinary person are within the reach of everyone, if their desire and their will are strong enough. I have studied science, art, religion and a hundred different philosophies. Anyone could do as much. By applying what you learn and ordering your thoughts in an intelligent manner it is possible to accomplish almost anything. Possible for an 'ordinary person.' There's a notion I'd like to see buried: the ordinary person. Ridiculous. There is no ordinary person.
Alan MooreTags: optimism will meditation magick ozymandias superheroes
No, she doesn't know it's me. I'm in disguise. Look, I know someone who does this with just a pair of glasses. And I have glasses AND a moustache.
Dan SlottTags: humor funny disguise superman batman superheroes superhero-reference
People could say a lot of negative things about the apocalypse, but there was no arguing the air quality in Los Angeles had really improved.
Peter ClinesTags: apocalypse los-angeles zombies air smog superheroes
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