I love family reunions. Maybe next year we could pass out samurai swords.
Doug SolterTags: humor family funny samurai swords truth-of-life
I never win anything," Dolorous Edd complained. "The gods always smiled on Watt, though. When the wildlings knocked him off the Bridge of Skulls, somehow he landed in a nice depp proof of water. How lucky was that, missing all those rocks?"
"Was it a long fall?" Green wanted to know. "Did landing in the pool of water save his life?"
"No," said Dolorous Edd. "He was dead already, from that axe in his head. Still, it was pretty lucky, missing the rocks.
Tags: storm game of swords thrones
Unsheathe your swords!' He considered that. 'Or cheaper weapons! Let us ... do some good!
Joe AbercrombieTags: weapons swords nicomo-cosca
One misspoken word and the world will no longer know you.
Mark Andrew Ramsay
Tags: fantasy dragons magic fairies swords templars
Nobody can tell you about that sword all that there is to be told of it; for those that know of those paths of Space on which its metals once floated, till Earth caught them one by one as she sailed past on her orbit, have little time to waste on such things as magic and so cannot tell you how the sword was made, and those who know whence poetry is, and the need that man has for song, or know any one of the fifty branches of magic, have little time to waste on such things as science, and so cannot tell you whence its ingredients came. Enough that it was once beyond our Earth and was now here amongst our mundane stones; that it was once but as those stones, and now had something in it such as soft music has; let those that can define it.
Lord DunsanyTags: science music poetry magic swords
He had an invisible sword. Really?
He walked through the lobby, got into a full elevator, and no one stared. He passed a cleaning lady in the hallway outside his room, and all she said was,"Hello there."
He had an invisible sword. Really.
Tags: swords
If there’s a zeppelin, it’s alternate history. If there’s a rocketship, it’s science fiction. If there are swords and/or horses, it’s fantasy. A book with swords and horses in it can be turned into science fiction by adding a rocketship to the mix. If a book has a rocketship in it, the only thing that can turn it back into fantasy is the Holy Grail.
Debra DoyleTags: books fantasy science-fiction horses genre holy-grail swords zeppelin alternate-history rocket
The answer to enemies who heal annoyingly fast is always, always decapitation. That is why swords will never go out of style.
Kevin HearneTags: humor fighting undead swords
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