D'OH!
Matt GroeningTags: the-simpsons
Did you hear something?"
"No."
"Did I hear something?"
"...I don't know...
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Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons."
--Mr. Burns
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You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."
Homer Simpson
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I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth."
Homer Simpson
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Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No."
--Leonard Nimoy
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Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same."
--Reverend Lovejoy
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When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!"
(Homer Simpson)
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Lisa, I apologize to you, I was wrong, I take it all back. Always be yourself. If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We’ll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we’ll still be there. From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us.
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