We have one precious life: do something extraordinary today, even if it's tiny. A pebble starts the avalanche.
K.A. LaityTags: creativity extraordinary twitter
Good. If you checked your e-mail every five minutes, or keep texting and Tweeting in the middle of our conversation, I might snap your neck out of sheer principle.
Jeaniene FrostTags: twitter vlad-tepesh
If you want to write a negative review, don't tickle me gently with your aesthetic displeasure about my work. Unleash the goddamn Kraken."
[on Twitter, July 17, 2012]
She went in the pool," she finished for me. "Ohmigod. She was killed while tweeting. It was Twittercide!
Gemma HallidayTags: lol twitter deadly-cool gemma-halliday social-suicide
I love making observations. That one is a classic example.
Stephen ColbertTags: humour observations twitter
Beyond all the other reasons not to do it, free speech assaults always backfire: they transform bigots into martyrs.
Glenn GreenwaldTags: censorship freedom-of-speech bigotry martyrdom twitter
A new study shows that having a severe phobia can hasten aging. But what if my greatest fear IS aging?!?
Stephen ColbertTags: fear humour ageing phobias twitter
If a cigarette butt in the bottom of a beer bottle had a voice it would be the voice of Phil Tufnell.
Telford ViceTags: beer cigarettes twitter cricket phil-tufnell test-match-special
The Yankees' Facebook page was hacked. The hacker was immediately purchased and signed to a 5 year contract with the Yankees.
Stephen ColbertTags: humour baseball sport facebook twitter hacking new-york-yankees
If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.
Stephen ColbertTags: men women food work metaphors hunger twitter
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