My fear of camping: I’m convinced bugs will crawl up my vagina and lay eggs. Isn’t everyone?
Kathy GriffinTags: humor camping vagina bugs
I’m only saying what you won’t. He’s a hunk, admit it. A tall, dark, exotic hunk who wants to bed you, and you must be a fucking nun, because it’s been three weeks since you met him and you’re going to have to remove the cobwebs from your vagina with forceps soon, they’re growing into intelligent life form—
Dianna HardyTags: humor sex humour relationships dating vagina boyfriend cobwebs
God gave man the strength to conquer the world, but God gave woman a vagina to conquer man
Treasure BlueTags: strength man woman world god vagina conquer
Is that how you get propositioned at the court? 'Mylady, would you be so kind as to allow me to put my manhood in your vagina'?
Erica DakinTags: sex humorous court vagina manhood fantasy-romance
I didn’t hear words that were accurate, much less prideful. For example, I never once heard the word clitoris. It would be years before I learned that females possessed the only organ in the human body with no function than to feel pleasure. (If such an organ were unique to the male body, can you imagine how much we would hear about it—and what it would be used to justify?)
Gloria SteinemTags: men women pleasure body vagina female male body-acceptance clitoris body-appreciation
No wonder male religious leaders so often say that humans were born in sin—because we were born to female creatures. Only by obeying the rules of the patriarchy can we be reborn through men. No wonder priests and ministers in skirts sprinkle imitation birth fluid over our heads, give us new names, and promise rebirth into everlasting life.
Gloria SteinemTags: men women religion sin vagina female patriarchy male
What do you think I imagine making love to a vagina would be like? Maybe like having sex with a ballroom!
John IrvingAssuming that all ‘unschooled’ people to lack education is akin to assuming that a salary is the only means to make money, or, that a vagina or a penis is the only source of an orgasm.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaTags: money education school sex orgasm vagina assumption salary educated unschooled
It’s the invention of clothes, not nature, that made “private parts” private.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaTags: natural nature nudity clothes vagina private-parts genitals penis artifact social-constructs divided-and-conquered
A vagina is an uneducated woman’s diploma.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaTags: education work employment vagina degree job diploma
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