If this were real life,
Ed would have looked at her neck-
bite, dead, burp, credits.
Tags: haiku vampires twilight edward-cullen
Oh, I'm starting to cry again. That's what happens when you think about life being fair. And I can't explain why it isn't . . . I don't think it's something anybody knows.
L.J. SmithYes you can let a guy bite you but not on the first date! he has to pay for dinner ! But you can bite him on the first date at no cost that is quite normal
Amy MahTags: humor vampires teenagers blood vampire amy-mah
You know," he said, "every time a vampire says he doesn't believe in lycanthropes, a werewolf bursts into flames.
Elizabeth BearTags: belief vampires werewolves
As I looked down at him, as I saw his yellow hair pressed against my coat, I had a vision of him from long ago, that tall, stately gentleman in the swirling black cape, with his head thrown back, his rich, flawless voice singing the lilting air of the opera from which we'd only just come, his walking stick tapping the cobblestones in time with the music, his large, sparkling eye catching the young woman who stood by, enrapt, so that a smile spread over his face as the song died on his lips; and for one moment, that one moment when his eye met hers, all evil seemed obliterated in that flush of pleasure, that passion for merely being alive.
Anne RiceSometimes talking to you is like talking to myself: pretty damned annoying.
Richelle MeadTags: sacrifice vampires abe last rose hathaway mazur
I said with perfect honesty, "I have no intention of trying to take these suckers out by myself, no.
Robin McKinleyTags: humor lying vampires lying-with-the-truth
Stop your doubting, my love. I knew you would find me. ~Jack
Melissa de la CruzTags: vampires blue-bloods
Why go for something cold and dead, when you can have something hot and panting?
K.R. SmithTags: humor vampires werewolves
It's kinda hard to get yourself into a good three-toweler when you got the dick of death.
Christopher MooreTags: vampires simon bloodsucking-fiends humon
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