I will come,' the priest answered, 'for I have read in old books of these strange beings which are neither quick nor dead, and which lie ever fresh in their graves, stealing out in the dusk to taste life and blood.
F. Marion CrawfordRansom really looked at the other man for the first time, shook his head, stared again. “Holy hell, your eyes are like a fucking viper’s.”
Venom raised an eyebrow. “You have hair prettier than one of Astaad’s concubines.”
Ransom gave the vampire the finger.
Venom grinned.
Tags: humor vampires hunters venom ransom
Leave him alone!" Debbie shouted.
"Shut up, please, or I'll kill you," Mr Tiny replied.
Tags: book vampires darren-shan debbie mr-tiny
Alice! You know I love you like a sister!"
"Words." she growled.
Tags: humor love vampires twilight bella-swan alice-cullen
Teagan: How long has it been since you read a book that didn’t havevampires in it?
Abby: They write books with no vampires? Wait...the penguins made us read that Shakesrear guy, right?
Teagan: Shakespeare.
Tags: humor shakespeare vampires
Shit rolls downhill. Bureaucracy rolls faster.
David WellingtonTags: horror historical-novel vampires 99-coffins
Tolerence ought to be humanities community and knowledge should be an individuals goal.
Clarrissa Lee MoonTags: paranormal-romance vampires paranormal astral werewolves paranormal-action
What is he?”
“I can’t puzzle it out. He doesn’t have horns, pointed ears—or apparently a need to eat. He does have small fangs, but he also sports a tan line.”
“You checked? Natalya, you durrrty bitch.”
“Hey, I had to determine if he was a blood sucker or not. Now I don’t know what to think.
Tags: vampires immortals-after-dark kresley-cole
Memory was a curse, yes, he thought, but it was also the greatest gift. Because if you lost memory you lost everything.
Anne RiceTags: memory curse vampires gift remembering anne-rice vampire-chronicles blood-and-gold thorne
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.
Richard PryorTags: humor religion atheism vampires
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