I had no idea what time it was, but I felt boneless and it would take an act of God to get me out of this bed. Or chocolate.
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You're not doing this by yourself. Hell to the mother fucking no.
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I'd still be nice to you if you were ugly."
"Okay."
A wicked grin slipped over his full lips. He bent his head down and whispered, "I just wouldn't offer you any cookies."
I folded my arms and tried to ignore the close proximity of our faces. "I'm starting to think cookies is a code word for something else."
"Maybe it is." He tugged on my bag again as he took a confident step back, forcing me down another step. "And just think about it. If cookie was a code word, whatever it symbolizes, it's been in your mouth, sweetheart.
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Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?"
"No! Good God, no!
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My body knew what to do, what it wanted , even though my brain was firing off so many warnings I felt like Homeland Security during a Code Red.
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Which brings me to the point of this call."
Thank God, baby Jesus, and the Holy Ghost.
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You drive me fucking insane sometimes."
I drove myself fucking insane.
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Why me?" I blurted out, and then closed my eyes briefly. "Okay. Don't answer that."
The food arrived just then一thank God一and the conversation was deterred...for about two minutes. "I'm going to answer that question," Cam said, peering at me through his lashes.
I wanted to face-plant my stuffed chicken. "You don't have to."
"No, I think I do.
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Oh, honey, if he swung batter-batter for my team, I'd be all over that in a heartbeat.
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I would be clapping like a seal right now if I weren't so f**king hung over.
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