Good madonna, give me leave to
prove you a fool.

William Shakespeare

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Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.

Zane Stumpo

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I'm living so far beyond my means that we may almost be said to be living apart.

Saki

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I was going to write a sharp witty email full of devastating one-liners but I suspect you want something nicer than that

Lucy Robinson

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I'm eating a massive pastrami sandwich. It's so beautiful I might cry. Just so you know.

Lucy Robinson

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Well then that's our date confirmed. I am excited! Most girls want to know if I have long term plans to start a family; you want to know if I like 80s rap. I think I'm in love with you. 
Actually, I'm not you have a foul mouth and terrible taste in men by all accounts.

Lucy Robinson

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I am back in London in a couple of days and looking forward to Sunday. Here is what we are doing. 1. Going to see my favourite mad transgender folk singer at the Roundhouse. 2. Then I am going to feed you tapas in a little place by Mornington Crescent. 3. Then we will go home in opposite directions and I will stare at my silent phone for weeks, wondering what happened. Or we will go for a dirty hump on Primrose Hill. Or maybe we will just have an awkward kiss/hug loaded with the promise of more next time.  

Lucy Robinson

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How do you feel about going on a date with me? I'm abroad for another two weeks; you've got plenty of time to prepare yourself. It will be the best night of your life, of course.

Lucy Robinson

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She wished she had a set of greeting cards at the ready, but Hallmark probably didn’t make any that said Thank you for giving up your life so that me and my friends could escape! It was SO appreciated. XOXO!

Gina Damico

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