This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it."
[Women Know Everything!]
Tags: bad-reviews wordplay terrible fancy raisins
Perhaps you'd care for a synonym bun," suggested the duke.
Norton JusterTags: wordplay
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Dorothy ParkerTags: humor misattributed drinking wordplay spoonerism
Doctors most commonly get mixed up between absence of evidence and evidence of abense
Nassim Nicholas TalebTags: wordplay medicine quip evidence absence
Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa.
Dorothy ParkerTags: wordplay
I'm just like any other person you can meet and greet on the street and like or not like. I'm not Holden or Humbert. You can really touch me! If you don't believe me, come to Aristod right now. Come hold and hump me!
Brian CelioTags: humor holden salinger wordplay humbert
Your friends are all the dullest dogs I know. They are not beautiful: they are only decorated. They are not clean: they are only shaved and starched. They are not dignified: they are only fashionably dressed. They are not educated: they are only college passmen. They are not religious: they are only pewrenters. They are not moral: they are only conventional. They are not virtuous: they are only cowardly. They are not even vicious: they are only “frail.” They are not artistic: they are only lascivious. They are not prosperous: they are only rich. They are not loyal, they are only servile; not dutiful, only sheepish; not public spirited, only patriotic; not courageous, only quarrelsome; not determined, only obstinate; not masterful, only domineering; not self-controlled, only obtuse; not self-respecting, only vain; not kind, only sentimental; not social, only gregarious; not considerate, only polite; not intelligent, only opinionated; not progressive, only factious; not imaginative, only superstitious; not just, only vindictive; not generous, only propitiatory; not disciplined, only cowed; and not truthful at all: liars every one of them, to the very backbone of their souls.
George Bernard ShawSave your explanations, I got some questions for you first and you'd better answer them!' [slurred Hellian.]
'With what?' [Banaschar] sneered. 'Explanations?'
'No. Answers. There's a difference-'
'Really? How? What difference?'
'Explanations are what people use when they need to lie. Y'can always tell those,'cause those don't explain nothing and then they look at you like they just cleared things up when really they did the opposite and they know it and you know it and they know you know and you know they know that you know and they know you and you know them and maybe you go out for a pitcher later but who picks up the tab? That's what I want to know.'
'Right, and answers?'
'Answers is what I get when I ask questions. Answers is when you got no choice. I ask, you tell. I ask again, you tell some more. Then I break your fingers, 'cause I don't like what you're telling me, because those answers don't explain nothing!
Tags: humor philosophy funny wordplay answers explanations drunk priest banaschar hellian malazan-book-of-the-fallen sergeant the-bonehunters
Three,' reckoned the captain, 'ourselves make seven, counting Hawkins, here. Now, about honest hands?'
Most likely Trelawney's own men," said the doctor; 'those he had picked up for himself, before he lit on Silver.'
Nay,' replied the squire. 'Hands was one of mine.'
I did think I could have trusted Hands,' added the captain.
Tags: humor humour wit wordplay pirates pun
tomorrow's gone-we'll have tonight!
Dorothy ParkerTags: live wordplay quip tonight
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