If a UFO did land, and invite me onboard, I'd love to have the balls to go in. So, I search the skies for extra testicles.

Kelli Jae Baeli

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She jotted down the order, then forced herself to meet his gaze. "It's going to be a bit of a wait, we're short-staffed this morning." The following words rushed out of her. "And breakfast's on me."
"Normally, I wouldn't protest," he said, leaning closer. "But in public, I'd prefer a plate."
An image of Rukh, hair untied, licking whipped cream off her navel flashed through her mind, left her staring.

Mina Khan

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It took my whole life to buy this stuff.

Chuck Palahniuk

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though I be but the prince of Wales, yet I am king of courtesy

William Shakespeare

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The Bibbidi Bobbidi Beautiful boutique, the name filled me with dread.

Jessica Fortunato

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Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.

Zane Stumpo

Tags: humor humour funny wit wordplay witty clever



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Our cadaverous cadre has been walking for little over a day...

Isaac Marion

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These two oo in "book" are like the two eyes of a reader who fell in love with a story.

Stefanos Livos

Tags: reading books passion literature books-reading word wordplay



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It occurred to the man that the biggest problem with this staid world was the overwhelming demand for conformity. Everything was so eerily definitive: assent to the mandates of society would see you on the rise, but dissent was a steady downward path.

Django Wylie

Tags: life conformity wordplay life-lessons puns



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It is a truth universally acknowledged, he’d mused, that most people will never find their ‘call me Ishmael’.

Django Wylie

Tags: truth writing writing-craft wordplay jane-austen pride-and-prejudice moby-dick writing-life herman-melville



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