Mia,' she whispered. I turned around. 'What?' I whispered back.
She smiled at me a little. 'LEEERRROOOY JEEENNKKIINNNSS!' she shouted, then spun around and ran toward the Z's in the lighting section.

John Green

Tags: humor zombies zombie-apocalypse world-of-warcraft leeroy-jenkins

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Yes, because in a zombie apocalypse, there's a lot of downtime to get your hair done.

J. Lynn

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As far as plans went, it was like facing the zombie apocalypse with a nail file and a bag of Skittles. It might work, but chances were good that I'd die a horrible, painful death.

At least the end would be filled with fruity, candy goodness. And for my dramatic death scene I could whisper, in a creepy, quivery death rattle, taste the rainbow. Boy would those zombies be confused.

E.J. Stevens

Tags: zombie-apocalypse

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I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a normal brain. Actually, mine might be slightly tastier.

J. Cornell Michel

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