I turned on Fox News and jumped when I saw that they had one of those things in their studio. "Are you people crazy?" I screamed at the television. "Get out of there. Somebody shoot it!" Then I realized I was watching Special Report and had mistaken Charles Krauthammer for a zombie.
Ian McClellanTags: humor politics satire media political zombies
I continued toward Atlanta with a Merle Haggard C.D. playing on the stereo. They weren't great hosts, but those guys in The Ted Kaczynski Fan Club had great taste in music. It was all classic country music- none of that sissy, boy-band country that they played on the radio all the time. I drove down the road while Merle preferred to just stay where he was and drink.
Ian McClellanTags: humor music zombies country-music
Which got me to wondering whether it’s possible to learn how to be a person in a world where all the people are dead.
John GreenTags: intellectual zombies
Our virus is a lot smarter than the ones you see in zombie movies. It doesn't make its victims stagger around slobbering and moaning so anyone in their right minds would run the other way. It gets you cozying up to people so you cough and sneeze it right into their faces.
We just need the vaccine. Then we'll be okay.
Tags: plague zombies infection virus
I think I remember what love was like before. There were complex emotional and biological factors. We had elaborate tests to pass, connections to forge, ups and downs and tears and whirlwinds. It was an ordeal, an exercise in agony, but it was alive. The new love is simpler. Easier. But small.
Isaac MarionTags: humor love apocalypse zombies
This is the moment I have dreaded, the very reason why we kept running, even when it seemed hopeless. We all seemed to believe if we kept running, we would never die. But what exactly had we been hoping to find in the end? A magical place where the infection hadn't spread? A castle surrounded by gumdrops and cotton candy?
Jen NaumannTags: humor paranormal zombies
Demons, werewolves, zombies--they're all supposed to be for entertainment purposes only.
Jen NaumannTags: humor paranormal zombies
We're all guilty of saying insincere things at one point or another, if only just to make the moment not totally suck as much as it truly does.
Jen NaumannTags: humor paranormal zombies
It saddened me that sometimes shopping was far more perilous than dealing with zombies and vampires.
Anton StroutTags: humorous vampires zombies shopping
Happy but isn't the human factor what connexus a deeply to our past will future generations care as much for chronologies and casualty statistics as they would for the personal accounts of individuals not so different from themselves.
Max BrooksTags: zombies
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