Beth from accounting
is just sitting in her car
eating spaghetti.
Blood is really warm,
it's like drinking hot chocolate
but with more screaming.
Tags: humor horror haiku blood zombies
The monkey didn't help matters any. He was sitting on top of the microbus, just watching the undead plunge to their end. His face appeared so serene, so intelligent, as if he truly understood the situation. I almost wanted him to turn to me and say, 'This is the turning point of the war! We've finally stopped them! We're finally safe!' But instead his little penis popped out and he peed in my face.
Max BrooksI love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.
Craig FergusonThere was something about clowns that was worse than zombies. (Or maybe something that was the same. When you see a zombie, you want to laugh at first. When you see a clown, most people get a little nervous. There's the pallor and the cakey mortician-style makeup, the shuffling and the untidy hair. But clowns were probably malicious, and they moved fast on those little bicycles and in those little crammed cars. Zombies weren't much of anything. They didn't carry musical instruments and they didn't care whether or not you laughed at them. You always knew what zombies wanted.)
Kelly LinkAmericans worship technology. It's an inherent trait in the national zeitgeist.
Max BrooksTags: technology science-fiction brooks zombie zombies max-brooks world-war-z
Hey!" Caleb snapped as he realized Nick was about to lock him on the outside with their attackers. He pushed the door open and glared at him. "No man left behind."
Nick scoffed. "This aint' the army, boy. It's every man for himself. Fall behind. Get eaten
Tags: humor paranormal zombies
Whip," Walter echoed. "So there's an iPhone app for fighting zombies. Interesting.
Amelia BeamerTags: zombies the-loving-dead
Michael understood. "Not really. My gear is mostly blindfolds, feathers, and shit I got from the pet store. All the good stuff is expensive." There were online catalogs full of it. Leather and metal. Gags and hoods and cuffs and rope. That's what you really needed when the zombies came.
Amelia BeamerTags: zombies the-loving-dead
They were all looking at him with an unpronounceable hunger. Actually it was a lot like the faces you see in porn, but with less certainty of the course of action. It was as if they couldn't decide whether to fuck him first, and then eat him, or the other way around. Except that probably wouldn't work as well.
Amelia BeamerTags: zombies the-loving-dead
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