My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off.

Isaac Marion

Tags: funny zombies

Go to quote

---

You know, surprisingly, they don't sell a lot of brains in the local 24-hour grocery store around the corner from my house.

Rusty Fischer

Tags: brains zombies

Go to quote

---

The website didn't say how much brains--or even how many--I should eat, only that I should eat them in 48 hours OR ELSE. Why doesn't anyone pay attention to details anymore? Would it be so hard to add a simple line like, BTW, Maddy, 3 pounds of brains per week is plenty?
Seriously, am I the first new zombie ever to ask?

Rusty Fischer

Tags: brains zombies

Go to quote

---

Why don't you check out those teenagers in the middle row? They've been going at it like dogs in heat ever since the previews. They're probably both werewolves. And even if they aren't, you should throw them out on principle alone.

Rusty Fischer

Tags: romance vampires ya zombies werewolves young-adult-fiction

Go to quote

---

So why are you so mad at me for kissing you?”
“Because you took too long. If you'd done that, say, three years ago, we wouldn't have only had one kiss before we both get horribly mutilated.

Rusty Fischer

Tags: romantic vampires paranormal young-adult zombies werewolves romance-funny ushers

Go to quote

---

Just try it,” he murmurs, reaching over to cover my hand gently.
And I think, Whoa, that’s never happened before!
Then: Is he just doing that because he thinks Wyatt is interested?
And, finally, this: Who the hell cares?!

Rusty Fischer

Tags: paranormal-romance zombies young-adult-fiction vampire-romance

Go to quote

---

Little old laides
speed away in their wheel chairs,
frightened meals on wheels.

Ryan Mecum

Tags: haiku zombies

Go to quote

---

Everything's better with zombies - NOT

Lily Herne

Tags: zombies deadlands

Go to quote

---

To me, the best zombie movies aren’t the splatter fests of gore and violence with goofy characters and tongue in cheek antics. Good zombie movies show us how messed up we are, they make us question our station in society… and our society’s station in the world. They show us gore and violence and all that cool stuff too… but there’s always an undercurrent of social commentary and thoughtfulness.

Robert Kirkman

Tags: society social-commentary violence culture introspective zombie zombies gore

Go to quote

---

..the nuclear family from across the street, which, as a result of decay, truly did have 2.5 kids;

Robin Becker

Tags: death humour zombies

Go to quote

---

« first previous
Page 6 of 29.
next last »

---

---