You heard my name was Chief Shouting Bear," he said. "It doesn't matter. You can call me whatever you want, Stupidlegs.

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For you time-capsule types, MoPo was something called a convenience store, as in, 'The soda is conveniently located right next to the doughnuts and lottery tickets.' People who want to understand better how the human race was conquered so easily need to study those stores. Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, or weight-loss tips

Adam Rex


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miss someone is not just word it is more than word it is like when u want ur love to be with u every moment

Adam Rex

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As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.

Adam Rex


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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.

Adam Rex

Mots clés humor america united-states demotivational



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So why the pelican? Said Haskoll.
The thief was giving Haskoll a look that said, Man, why NOT the pelican?

Adam Rex


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In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in and I'll turn into a bat to get away from you."
"Fight or flight."
"Yes."
"Only half of that is flight.

Adam Rex

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