It's hard to take someone seriously when they leave you a note saying, 'Your ugly.' My ugly what? The idiot didn't even know the difference between your and you're.
Cara Lynn ShultzMots clés grammar
Do I look like a freaking fairy - tale princess to you?
Cara Lynn ShultzShe just shook her head and pulled out a small bottle of some random pop star's signature perfume, spritzing me with the sickly-sweet smell.
"Oh, come on Ash, that smells like a unicorn fart," I cried, recoiling at the overpowering, candylike smell.
Mots clés humor
The U.S. Postal Service should hire him for an ad campaign. If he were at the mailbox every time you sent a letter, no one would use email ever again.
Cara Lynn ShultzI longed to know what it felt like to have one person eclipse everything bad in your life - be a place of pure joy.
Cara Lynn Shultz- I was a tired mess. My eyes didn't just have bags - they had five-piece luggage sets.
Cara Lynn ShultzShe was so cold, she probably farted ice cubes.
Cara Lynn ShultzThis guy had more lines than loose-leaf.
Cara Lynn ShultzMots clés humorous-quotations
Want to start a fairy-tale romance with me? BTW it might be doomed, k?
Cara Lynn ShultzWhat I was hungry for was sitting nonchalantly next to me on the couch.
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