Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.
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This isn't your world. It's your parents. Your world is still out there, waiting to be discovered. Always remember that.
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Luck is the bastard child of Fate and Destiny.
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Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.
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One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.
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Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be.
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Today I feel like I did tomorrow.
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When people say they hate life, to what are they comparing it to? The alternative isn't any more appealing.
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Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.
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How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?
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