Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.

Charles M. Schulz

Mots clés philosophy



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There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin.

Charles M. Schulz


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This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.

Charles M. Schulz

Mots clés funny sad stupid cute



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Mr. Claus
c/o North Pole

Dear Joe...

Charles M. Schulz


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Today is my grandfather's birthday."
"How old is he?"
"Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.

Charles M. Schulz


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Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Charles M. Schulz

Mots clés frienship



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If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.

Charles M. Schulz

Mots clés stupid-funny-love



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Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Charles M. Schulz

Mots clés peanuts



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In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

Charles M. Schulz

Mots clés life



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Life is like an ice cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

Charles M. Schulz


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