This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was I thinking? Why am I attracted to weak men?

Christopher Moore

Mots clés kurt jody



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WARNING
This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as non-traditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank. If that sort of thing bothers you, then gentle reader pass by, for we endeavor only to entertain, not to offend. That said, if that’s the sort of thing you think you might enjoy, then you have happened upon the perfect story!

Christopher Moore

Mots clés fools



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Tommy had completely forgotten that he was horny. He had always been horny, and had accepted that he always would be horny. So when Jody sat down across from him and the tsunami of hormones washed over him, he was quite shocked that he had ever forgotten.

Christopher Moore

Mots clés tommy jody horny



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Sweetheart, wake up; you've destroyed the house and I need you to suffer for it.

Christopher Moore

Mots clés tommy jody



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Tommy, I'm going to tell you something I've never told anyone before. If you repeat it, I'll deny I said it. Five years ago I saw a white owl with a seventy-foot wingspan swoop out of the sky and pluck a demon off a hillside and take off into the sky."

"I heard that cops get the best drugs," Tommy said.

Christopher Moore

Mots clés tommy rivera



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We Ask the Gods for Answers and They Give Us Questions

Christopher Moore


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Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism.

Christopher Moore

Mots clés wit witty puritanism



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How would I feel, he thought, If I woke up and she was making love to me? Why I believe that I would be pleasantly surprised.

Christopher Moore


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How would I feel if I woke up and she told me that we had done it while I slept? I’d be fine with it. A little sad that I missed things, but I wouldn’t be mad. I’d just ask her if I had a good time. Women are different, though.

Christopher Moore


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How could you deal with a creature as devious as woman.

Christopher Moore


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