Is it just me or does the fact that you live in the same building you were abducted into seem a bit morbid?"
"Pffft. It’s just you," I said, discounting the entire bizarre ghoulish thing.
Mots clés humor
The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt
Darynda JonesNothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt
Darynda JonesThere comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt
Darynda JonesIf life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
Darynda JonesI could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.
Darynda JonesApparently, this really was Kill Charley Davidson Week. Or at least Horribly Maim Her.... It would probably never get government recognition, though, destined to be underappreciated like Halloween or Thesaurus Day.
Darynda JonesHe said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.
Darynda JonesIF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, IT’S GONNA GIVE YOU TROUBLE. —BUMPER STICKER
Darynda JonesCookie dropped her purse and tried to catch it midair. In the process, she knocked over a vase. When she lunged for the vase, she slipped on the tile and overturned an entire table. A lovely handblown piece of glass flew in my direction, and all I could think as I caught it was, Really? Again? We were going to have to practice muscle control.
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