This was insane. What was wrong with the world? Didn’t they know that ghosts and supernatural powers where little girls helped their dads and uncles solve case didn’t exist?
It was books. It was television shows and movies. They had desensitized the world.
"Damn writers.

Darynda Jones

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Gemma,” I said, adding a singsong whine to my voice, “now I can’t scare her. You can’t go around telling people about me.

Darynda Jones

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I climbed into Misery and called Uncle Bob. “We hooking up?”
“Why does everything out of your mouth make me sound incestuous?”
“Um, I wasn’t aware that it did. Perhaps you have a guilty conscience.”
“Charley.”
“Is there something you need to get off your chest? Besides that skank I saw you with the other day?

Darynda Jones

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Oh, yeah, this girl was going down. She had no idea who she was messing with. And, sadly, she didn’t seem to care.
I hoped her drawer came up short at the end of her shift. Karma’s a bitch.

Darynda Jones

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I could’ve knocked the shit out of her .She’d have good reason to roll her eyes then. But knocking the shit out of rude people wasn’t my style. Heckling them every chance I got was.
Hopefully she’d screw up soon. I didn’t have all day.

Darynda Jones

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Charley's "FOR THE LOVE OF":

“Oh,FOR THE LOVE OF gravy”

“Just be honest with me, FOR THE LOVE OF applesauce, Gemma.”

“But FOR THE LOVE OF marinara, I typed, don’t shoot anyone.

Darynda Jones

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I was freaking her out, but someone had to do it, damn it

Darynda Jones

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Holy mother of banana cream pie. They had pictures.

Darynda Jones

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The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. “I can’t move my legs.”
I snorted. “You can’t move your arms either, or your feet or your freaking eyelids. You’re dead.

Darynda Jones

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You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.

Darynda Jones

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