You made me lose my appetite, Boomer."
"My mom tells me that all the time. Your family must be just like mine!

David Levithan


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I've always known I was gay, but it wasn't confirmed until I was in kindergarten.

It was my teacher who said so. It was right there on my kindergarten report card: PAUL IS DEFINITELY GAY AND HAS VERY GOOD SENSE OF SELF.

David Levithan

Mots clés humor lgbt



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I wonder if it's possible to start a new relationship without hurting someone else. I wonder if it's possible to have happiness without it being at someone else's expense

David Levithan


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I find my greatest strength in wanting to be strong. I find my greatest bravery in deciding to be brave. I don't know if I've ever realized it before,[...] I think we both realize it now. If there's no feeling of fear, then there's no need for courage.

David Levithan


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My lines all curve. I tend to connect the wrong dots.

David Levithan

Mots clés individuality



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Sometimes the space between knowing what to do and actually doing it is a very short walk. Other times it is an impossible expanse.

David Levithan


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moms aren’t the best audience for medication humor.

David Levithan


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Maybe, it's not the distance that's the problem, but how you handle it.

David Levithan


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Dullness is the spice of life. Which is why we must always use other spices.

David Levithan


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It looks like Animal and Miss piggy had sex," I said. "And this was the spawn."
"My eyes!" Boomer cried. "My eyes! I can't stop seeing it now that you've said it!

David Levithan

Mots clés funny-and-random



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