Do you ever tell the truth?"

"Once. In fourth grade. It was overrated.

Gemma Halliday

Mots clés humor truth funny



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I had to admit it was adorable. You know, in a unicorns-farting-out-rainbows kind of way that made me want to hurl.

Gemma Halliday

Mots clés random funny unicorns rainbows farting



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Holy effing crap, that sucks!"
I turned to her. "Effing?"
Sam shrugged. "What?"
"We're censoring now?"
"Kyle says I have a mouth like a trucker.

Gemma Halliday

Mots clés humor sam hartley



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Which leads me to ask...what exactly are you going to do when we get there?"
I thought about it. "Rip Josh's nuggets off and feed them to his hamster?

Gemma Halliday

Mots clés humor sam hartley



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While it wasn't a total given that all members of the Color Guard also belonged to the Chastity Club, twirling flags was considered one of the most wholesome activities on campus, meaning the ratio of Chastity girls in Color Guard was something like that of Mormons in Utah.

Gemma Halliday


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