You can only coo over so many teacup poodles before you start to believe they're absolutely essential to life.

Gina Damico


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My undercarriage is a national treasure.

Gina Damico

Mots clés humor



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Then something happened in the next two seconds, but neither Lex nor Driggs would be able to recall exactly what. All they knew was that after it was over, their eyes met once again, this time in horror.
“Why did you just kiss my ear?” Lex asked nervously.
Driggs winced. “Because you turned your head.”
“I thought that tree . .  . moved.”
“Oh.”
Another moment of silence.
Driggs bit his lip. “Do you mind if I try again?”
She swallowed. “Okay.”
Then something else happened, and this time both Lex and Driggs would remember exactly what it was.

Gina Damico

Mots clés first-kiss



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She wished she had a set of greeting cards at the ready, but Hallmark probably didn’t make any that said Thank you for giving up your life so that me and my friends could escape! It was SO appreciated. XOXO!

Gina Damico

Mots clés humor wit sarcasm



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Smack me if we ever get that awful.”
“But I smack you so often,” she said, “how will you know that’s what I’m smacking you for?”
“We shall work out a smacking code.

Gina Damico

Mots clés humor love



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You going to let him talk to me like that?” Driggs said to Lex. “Defend my honor, woman.”
“Defend your own honor,

Gina Damico

Mots clés humor snark



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