What did that stupid deserting crap-bag ex-boyfriend, ex-best friend with the most perfect stupid hair do? He DIDN'T delete his crap off the desktop before he fled my life and left me all alone. That's what he did.

James Patterson

Mots clés funny-anger



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I dropped my voice and stared into her eyes. I could tell she was trying hard not to look away. I was so furious I could have cheerfully ripped her head off. "But you're going to find out, Mom,' I said very softly."And it's gonna give you nightmares for the rest of your wasted life."
Oh, my God, I was so badass. It was all I could do to not give a MWA HA HA!

James Patterson

Mots clés humor threats



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I want to be able to see stuff," Iggy said. "Like I used to, when I was little. And I want to be able to totally kick Jeb's butt.

James Patterson

Mots clés revenge blindness maximum-ride iggy



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Life can be like walking on a high wire. Falling seems a tiny misstep away.

James Patterson


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Every other person in the world would have looked at it and thought, Max would hate this. It was girly. It was beautiful. It wasn't made of titanium and black leather with spikes on it. But it seemed exactly right, in a weird, heart-fluttery kind of way. And I really loved it.

James Patterson

Mots clés sweet



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When its true, when it's right, love can give you the kind of joy that you can't get from any other experience.

James Patterson


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We is always so much better than I.

James Patterson


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the next morning, fang and i broke up. now let me get this strait, i broke up with him. a split second after he broke up with me.

James Patterson


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i play a mean harmonica

James Patterson


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Love hurts,

James Patterson


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