A brick could be used in a levitation demonstration. The best way to keep it afloat, along with the American Dream, is with debt and denial.


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A brick could be used as another brick, as they all look the same. So yes, I am for human cloning as a means to build the future.


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Bricks could be used to fill my empty trophy cabinet. But first I’ve got to win them.


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Bricks could be used as breast implants. Lady Squaretits is really particular about the shape of her boobs.


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A brick could be used like sandpaper, to smooth out a cat’s rough tongue.


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A brick and blanket could be used to turn my words around like backwards high heels on my tongue
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A brick could be used in the back part of a director’s last name, to make an epic space odyssey.


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A brick could be traded for a soon-to-be abandoned baby. Let’s build a better future together.


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A blanket could be used to aid a sinner’s nightly prayer. I’m not shaking because I’m cold—I’m trembling with trepidation over the Wrath of God.


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A brick could be sawed in half and each half glued under the back of a shoe to form high heels.


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