Fourteen hundred and thirty-one.”
I blinked. “What's that?”
“The year I was born, which is not, as you'll note, yesterday.

Jeaniene Frost


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When we entered the first chamber of the dungeon, the stench made me recoil. It smelled like someone had mixed together kerosene, rotten fruit, stale blood, urine, and dog shit, then blown it up. How had I not noticed this before? I wasn't even breathing, but the rancid odor found its way into my nose anyway.

"This place stink."

"Did the guards forget to spray Febreze?" Vlad asked in mock indignation. Then he gave me a jaded look. "It s a dungeon, Leila. They re supposed to smell."

Mission accomplished. The stench might have actually killed my new appetite. If Hell could fart, it would smell like this.

Jeaniene Frost

Mots clés funny-humor



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Family is always irreplaceable, even when they’re also irreconcilable.

Jeaniene Frost


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The servants must wait like ninjas for me to leave so they could render this place spotless again.

Jeaniene Frost


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Maximus grunted. "Some days you remind me of Vlad."

"Meaning?" I said sharply.

"Your obsession with revenge. Next you'll want to drive a pole through that vampire once you find her."

The thought was appealing, but...

Jeaniene Frost


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The dungeon image helped. "You need to let Maximus go," I stated, my voice stronger now.

"No. Wine?

Jeaniene Frost

Mots clés humor vlad



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I’d want our wedding to be special. I don’t have a dress, you don’t have a best man, and instead of flowers, we have corpses on poles decorating the front of the house.”
“Flowers are on the way, as is my best man, three seamstresses are ready to make any dress you desire, and I’ll have the corpses taken down,” he replied without missing a beat.

Jeaniene Frost


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You’ll never get rid of me, either… No matter which side of the grave we’re on. I’ll haunt you, chase you all around eternity, whatever it takes, but it’s you and me until the stars burn out.

Jeaniene Frost

Mots clés night-huntress this-side-of-the-grave jeaniene-frost cat-crawfield crispin-russell



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He’d wanted all of me and that’s what I’d given him. Did it mean I had nothing left?
“No,” he muttered, voice thick with passion. “You have me, and I love you.

Jeaniene Frost


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It only takes one person to love, but it takes two to make a relationship work.

Jeaniene Frost


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